Habit is habit and is not to be flung out the window by any man but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy that makes happiness.
The only place that success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Fortune is the arbiter of half our actions but still leaves control of the other half by us.
Intelligence was in the singularity that created the Big Bang. It has continued to expand as the
cosmos expands and pemeates everything but manifests itself in many different ways and degrees.
Last night I saw a man playing "Dancing Queen" on the digeradoo. I thought,"That's aboriginal."
Best New Jokes edited by Geoff Tibbals.